Reality Machine -- sometimes we make stuff up

Hi! We hope you've
enjoyed this cautionary
tale about the
importance of a good
emergency book.
There's no substitute for
a full-sized book. But
you know as well as I do
that you can't take one
everywhere, and
sometimes it gets eaten.
That's why we at
Reality Machine
developed this handy
pocket-sized
emergency book.
This trade-paperback
sized book is packed with
over 2,500 of the most
common emergencies.
There's no such thing
as being too prepared.
Call now.
Order today, and we'll
even throw in this
wallet-sized emergency
placard, in case it eats
this one too.
Hi! We hope you've
enjoyed this cautionary
tale about the
importance of a good
emergency book.
There's no substitute for
a full-sized book. But
you know as well as I do
that you can't take one
everywhere, and
sometimes it gets eaten.
That's why we at
Reality Machine
developed this handy
pocket-sized
emergency book.
This trade-paperback
sized book is packed with
over 2,500 of the most
common emergencies.
There's no such thing
as being too prepared.
Call now.
Order today, and we'll
even throw in this
wallet-sized emergency
placard, in case it eats
this one too.
sometimes we make stuff up
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Prospective Buyer2008-07-15 00:58:29
And where might one aquire this emergency book? :)
Steelion2008-07-15 01:19:28
It should be like the business cards.
Prospective Buyer2008-07-15 03:14:28
If it was a book writen for the sort of emergencies that seam to be the norm around here, I'd pay for it rather then just have 100 of them mailed to me.

Also, I'd only want one...I cant personally think of a use for 100 of the same book...unless I was going to sell them myself...ok, so I can personally think of a use for them. That doesnt mean it's practical
rubix132008-07-15 10:31:57
Must buy....cleverly used gimmics and advertising terms too great to resist. Must buy....Must buy....Must buy....
ST472008-07-15 20:41:41
I want one, where do I sign up?
NotAdrian2008-07-15 21:42:15
I foresee the name of the first Reality Machine collection: 'A Good Emergency Book'.
The subtitle would be "There's no such thing as being too prepared," of course.
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