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enjoyed this cautionary
tale about the
importance of a good
emergency book.

There's no substitute for
a full-sized book. But
you know as well as I do
that you can't take one
everywhere, and
sometimes it gets eaten.

That's why we at
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developed this handy
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emergency book.

This trade-paperback
sized book is packed with
over 2,500 of the most
common emergencies.

There's no such thing
as being too prepared.

Call now.

Order today, and we'll
even throw in this
wallet-sized emergency
placard, in case it eats
this one too.

Hi! We hope you've
enjoyed this cautionary
tale about the
importance of a good
emergency book.

There's no substitute for
a full-sized book. But
you know as well as I do
that you can't take one
everywhere, and
sometimes it gets eaten.

That's why we at
Reality Machine
developed this handy
pocket-sized
emergency book.

This trade-paperback
sized book is packed with
over 2,500 of the most
common emergencies.

There's no such thing
as being too prepared.

Call now.

Order today, and we'll
even throw in this
wallet-sized emergency
placard, in case it eats
this one too.