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The proud tinambor.
This void was
once their home.
With masterful
loping strides...
Here they would romp
playfully across white
expanses.
...they would chase down
weaker members of the
species, their only prey.
But the unforgiving
ecosystem has not been
kind to the tinambor.
But time is running out.
Today, just one
remains, kept alive
only by a perpetual
blood transfusion to
his own stomach.
Fortunately, scientific
research into tinambor
cloning suggests there
may yet be hope.
Please, give
generously.
The Foundation to
"Save" the Tinambors
The proud tinambor.
This void was
once their home.
With masterful
loping strides...
Here they would romp
playfully across white
expanses.
...they would chase down
weaker members of the
species, their only prey.
But the unforgiving
ecosystem has not been
kind to the tinambor.
But time is running out.
Today, just one
remains, kept alive
only by a perpetual
blood transfusion to
his own stomach.
Fortunately, scientific
research into tinambor
cloning suggests there
may yet be hope.
Please, give
generously.
The Foundation to
"Save" the Tinambors
sometimes we make stuff up
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Manti2008-06-08 00:59:07
*gets out her credit card*
Those poor noble creatures!! *sob*
rubix132008-06-08 01:13:57
*gets out acquired credit cards*
Take it all, zero them out, money means nothing to save these wonderous critters. *toddles off in dispair*
Manti2008-06-08 02:50:35
hey! that one there is MY card! wtf man!
NotAdrian2008-06-08 04:40:25
Give until Manti hurts, is that the plan, rubix?
gerbiom2008-06-08 11:55:46
he may be the last one of his specimen alas then the strongest one, so if we do clones of him we'd need females (they do have sex amiright?), not talking about some food....

can't we teach em about the gracious glory of pizza?
Manti2008-06-08 13:29:48
that's sexist!! how do you know the females aren't stronger than the males? booo *throws a uterus*
rubix132008-06-08 16:00:05
*carefully enters flying uterus zone* Yup, give till Manti, and maybe some others hurt too. Gotta share the wealth. *ducks waiting for impending flying uterus*
TomCC2008-06-08 17:42:41
Oh, might as well... *flying uterus*
Flying Uterus2008-06-08 20:38:02
KA-KAW! *splats in rubix's face*
Gaekub2008-06-08 21:05:42
*Steals all credit cards during distraction of flying uterus's*
*Leaves*
*Comes back*
*Steals all money donated*
*Leaves yet again*
Forsooth and Pi2008-06-08 22:53:21
We don't need to replicate other Tinambors (or do we?...) when we really just need to create large quantities of Tinambor meat, by analyzing the amino acid structure for it's proteins and replicating it on the molecular level, for the surviving animal to eat. Of course, once we accomplish this, we can then make more living Tinambors, and make them our pets!

...and train them to fight other Tinambors, a la Pokemon...
  
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