Reality Machine -- sometimes we make stuff up

Did you hear a
sort of gurgling
sound just now?
Black:
Could you speak
up a bit?
Why?
Black:
I lost my ears
in the war.
When were
you in a war?
Black:
Yup, both
of them.
No, no\x14
Which war?
Black:
Sorry?
WHICH!
WAR!
Black:
Eh?
WHICH-WAR-DID-
YOU-LOSE-YOUR-
EARS-IN?
Black:
YES!
Hoorde u a
soort van het murmelen
geluid nu net?
Black:
Kon u spreken
op een beetje?
Waarom?
Black:
Ik verloor mijn oren
in de oorlog.
Wanneer waren
u in een oorlog?
Black:
Yup, allebei
van hen.
Nr, no\x14
Welke oorlog?
Black:
Droevig?
WELKE!
OORLOG!
Black:
Eh?
Dat-oorlog- -
U-verliezen-UW -
Oor-IN?
Black:
JA!
Вы услышали а
вид булькать
звук just now?
Black:
Смогли вы поговорить
вверх по биту?
Почему?
Black:
Я потерял мои уши
в войне.
Когда был
вы в войне?
Black:
Yup, оба
их.
Нет, no\x14
Которое война?
Black:
Огорченно?
!
ВОЙНА!
Black:
Eh?
WHICH-WAR-DID-
YOU-LOSE-YOUR-
EARS-IN?
Black:
ДА!
Vous avez entendu a
sorte de glouglou
bruit en ce moment ?
Black:
Pourriez vous parler
vers le haut d'un peu ?
Pourquoi ?
Black:
J'ai perdu mes oreilles
dans la guerre.
Quand étaient
vous dans une guerre ?
Black:
Yup, tous les deux
d'eux.
Non, no\x14
Quelle guerre ?
Black:
Désolé ?
QUEL !
GUERRE !
Black:
Hein ?
WHICH-WAR-DID-
YOU-LOSE-YOUR-
EARS-IN ?
Black:
OUI !
Hörten Sie a
Art des Gurgelns
Ton gerade jetzt?
Black:
Konnten Sie sprechen
herauf eine Spitze?
Warum?
Black:
Ich verlor meine Ohren
im Krieg.
Als waren
Sie in einem Krieg?
Black:
Yup, beide
von ihnen.
Nr., no\x14
Welcher Krieg?
Black:
Traurig?
WELCHES!
KRIEG!
Black:
Wie?
WHICH-WAR-DID-
YOU-LOSE-YOUR-
EARS-IN?
Black:
JA!
Usted oyó a
clase de expressar con gorjeos
¿sonido apenas ahora?
Black:
Podría usted hablar
¿encima de un pedacito?
¿Por qué?
Black:
Perdí mis oídos
en la guerra.
Cuando eran
¿usted en una guerra?
Black:
Yup, ambos
de ellos.
No, no\x14
¿Qué guerra?
Black:
¿Apesadumbrado?
¡cCuál!
¡cGuerra!
Black:
¿Eh?
WHICH-WAR-DID-
YOU-LOSE-YOUR-
¿cEars-in?
Black:
¡cSí!
a を聞いた
種類のごぼごぼと流れること
音ちょうど今か。
Black:
話すことができる
ビットの上か。
なぜか。
Black:
私は私の耳を失った
戦争。
あった時
戦争のか。
Black:
Yup 、両方
それらの。
いいえ、no\x14
どの戦争か。
Black:
残念か。
どれか!
戦争!
Black:
か。
WHICH-WAR-DID-
YOU-LOSE-YOUR-
EARS-IN か。
Black:
はい!
您听见了a
类汩汩地流
声音刚才?
Black:
能您讲话
位?
为什么?
Black:
我丢失了我的耳朵
在战争中。
当是
您在战争中?
Black:
Yup, 两个
他们。
不, no\x14
哪场战争?
Black:
抱歉?
哪些!
战争!
Black:
嗯?
WHICH-WAR-DID-
YOU-LOSE-YOUR-
EARS-IN?
Black:
是!
They hear
Writes as a result of the noise
Can noisily pass the network now to need?
Black:
Possibly has the argument as for these it,
Beetje?
Why?
Black:
I lost my ear
War.
This is such
His war?
Black:
Yup, two
He
Does not have \ is not x14
What type war?
Black:
You lose the center?

War!
Black:
Hein?
Oorlog de Dat - -
Or - Verliezen UW -
Oor V.
Black:
It is,!
sometimes we make stuff up
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Nikki2007-10-30 00:24:24
I lost my left right nail in the great war/storm/embargo of 96. I was 9 years old, and went outside to play. My mother had said I couldn't. The war/storm/embargo, which consisted of a storm of ultra violet radiation, a war between the lady downstairs who liked to complain, and the neighbor growing a small tomato plant, which involved much cursing, and one heck of an embargo exploded in an all out jumble of terror. And then I tripped on my crappy shoe and fell on my hand just right to lift my nail. ; ;

And almost all of that story was true if not completely jumbled around. >.>
Nikki2007-10-30 00:25:11
I thought I erased the word left. >< I blame the um... FIREFOX DID IT! *runs*
muteKi2007-10-30 01:06:58
Surely it was the war between the Pirates and the Ninjas on Monkey Robot Island!


I recall that war as if it was but yesterday. There I was, Ninjas to the left of me, Ninjas to my right. Perhaps there were 1,000, maybe even 10,000. And yet unleashed in me was some primeval surge in me, as though I held the power of Poseidon himself. And while I beat them all, I became severely wounded and nearly lost the use of my right arm. Yet it was in that fateful battle that these opponents gave me a new nickname and began to rethink their plans to attack.
Mark2007-10-30 04:41:58
With that many ninjas, wouldn't the reverse ninja law kick in pretty hard?
Benjamin20402007-10-30 06:23:46
No no, it was the war between the Robots and the Pirates, on Robot Pirate Island... duh!
Dorian2007-10-30 09:36:37
it was score for the Row boats, panda irates?

SPEAK UP BOY!
Graham2007-10-30 17:19:47
The reverse ninja law? I always heard it the inverse ninja law. Anyway, with 10,000 of 'em, they would be killed by blowing on them. So they would in effect kill each other after you killed the first one, dying breaths and all that.
dragonmage2007-10-30 19:41:11
Way to distract him, Black! Person will continue his drowning uninterrupted now, I assume.
eldestyoung2007-10-30 21:37:20
yes!

...
muteKi2007-11-01 00:22:03
You all fail to realize that these were not just traditional ninjas but in fact ROBOT NINJAS. Robot Ninjas are exempt from the laws of improbably ineffective marksmanship.
annabananapplesaucejones2007-11-04 21:49:38
um... where are the unisaurs in all this?
  
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