Reality Machine -- sometimes we make stuff up

Black:
Hey Person! Check
it out! I found an
arm!
That's just a
stick.
Black:
Oh yeah? Could
I do this with a stick?
Black:
Well how about
this?
Demonstrably.
Stoppit!
pokie
Ouchy!
Why are you
doing this!
poke
Ow!
prod
Black:
De Persoon van Hey! Controle
het uit! Ik vond
wapen!
Dat enkel a
stok.
Black:
Oh ja? Kon
Ik dit met een stok?
Black:
Hoe goed ongeveer
dit?
Onloochenbaar.
Stoppit!
pokie
Ouchy!
Waarom u bent
het doen van dit!
por
Ow!
prik
Black:
Hey Персона! Проверка
оно вне! Я считал
рукоятка!
То будет справедливым а
ручка.
Black:
Oh yeah? Смогл
Я делаю это с ручкой?
Black:
Добро как около
это?
Demonstrably.
Stoppit!
pokie
Ouchy!
Почему вы
делать это!
poke
Ow!
prod
Black:
Hé Personne ! Contrôle
il dehors ! J'ai trouvé
bras !
C'est a juste
bâton.
Black:
Oh ouais ? Pourrait
Je fais ceci avec un bâton ?
Black:
Puits que diriez-vous
ceci ?
De façon concluante.
Stoppit !
pokie
Ouchy !
Pourquoi êtes vous
faire ceci !
poussé
Ow !
aiguillon
Black:
He Person! Überprüfung
es heraus! Ich fand
Arm!
Das ist gerechtes a
Stock.
Black:
OH- yeah? Könnte
Ich tue dies mit einem Stock?
Black:
Brunnen wie ungefähr
dieses?
Demonstrierbar.
Stoppit!
pokie
Ouchy!
Warum Sie sind
Tun dies!
Poke
Ow!
Stoß
Black:
¡Hey Persona! Cheque
¡él hacia fuera! Encontré
¡brazo!
Ésa es a justa
palillo.
Black:
¿Oh sí? Podría
¿Hago esto con un palillo?
Black:
Pozo cómo alrededor
¿esto?
Demostrable.
¡Stoppit!
pokie
¡Ouchy!
Porqué es usted
¡hacer esto!
empuje
¡Ow!
golpecito
Black:
ちょっと人! 点検
それ! 私は見つけた
腕!
それはちょうどa である
棒。
Black:
ええオハイオ州か。できた
私は棒とのこれをするか。
Black:
井戸いかに約
これか。
明白に。
Stoppit!
pokie
Ouchy!
なぜあるか
これをすること!
poke
Ow!
突き棒
Black:
嘿人! 检查
它! 我发现了
胳膊!
那是a
棍子。
Black:
噢呀? 能
我做这用棍子?
Black:
井怎么样
这?
可示范地。
Stoppit!
pokie
Ouchy!
为什么是您
做这!
Ow!
Black:
H3.e person! Order
That! I discovered
Pitiful person!
Only A
Key.
Black:
Is the more remote possible Ohio condition -
The key still is Ii1?
Black:
Is approximate any type the spot
This?
Onloochenbaar.
Is locked with volt/bolt equipment Points/teeth!
Pokie
Ouchy!
Porqu3.e he
This!
With
Ow!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
sometimes we make stuff up
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Nikki2007-10-24 00:05:56
I used to have this hand. His name was Hans. He was awesome. We had a secret handshake and everything. He vanished.

And that, was a true story too. Seriously. I want to know whatever happened to that thing. A plastic hand does not get up and walk away on it's own. ><
muteKi2007-10-24 00:21:29
A plastic foot, however...
Travis2007-10-24 01:50:15
Or a plastic girlfriend...
Mark2007-10-24 02:03:40
I still can't believe she left me...
Adrian2007-10-24 02:13:09
Hey, you're better off. Those synthetics will give you cancer.
Benjamin20402007-10-24 02:58:38
And if they don't give you cancer, they'll explode at the slightest hint of a naked flame...
Ren2007-10-24 07:46:05
Now *that's* hot.
Nikki2007-10-24 07:46:21
LMAO! Seriously though. It was one of those Halloween props they made a few years back. It was a hard rubber hand fixed to a stuffed sleave made to be shut into your trunk to look like you had a dead body. We had like 3 of them, one hand came off, I was bored, I painted it's nails, named it Hans, and he was awesome. (I have a problem with becoming emotionally attacted to odd things. Did it with a popped baloon once)

And all spelling errors are blamed on my mothers computer. She doesn't use Firefox. *blasephemy*
Dorian2007-10-24 11:57:20
I don't use firefox...
dragonmage2007-10-24 14:19:20
Careful Black, Person might faint again and THEN there'd be trouble!!
eldestyoung2007-10-24 17:24:12
really like the fourth panel is set up!

and wouldn't a hand be limp? that is a straight line my freind
Isaiah2007-10-24 19:06:38
Maybe your arms are...
Col2007-10-24 19:30:44
You may be able to poke with a stick, but prodding's another matter entirely.
  
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