Reality Machine -- sometimes we make stuff up

I can't believe
it! I've never seen
a French restaurant
transform into a
mech before!
Remember when
it shot at us all with
missles? We barely
survived!
And then when Black
went back in for Reason!
Why did he even do
that?
Does it even matter,
any more? The whole
complex burnt to the
ground.
That's true. The only
things that got out of
there alive were the
robots.
Me too,
White.
Me too.
Well, I'm just glad
it's all over now.
Ik kan geloven niet
het! Ik heb nooit gezien
een Frans restaurant
transformatie in a
mech voordien!
Herinner me wanneer
het ontsproot bij ons allen met
missles? Wij nauwelijks
overleefd!
En toen wanneer Zwarte
ging binnen om Reden terug!
Waarom hij zelfs deed
dat?
Maakt het kwestie gelijk,
om het even welke meer? Het geheel
complex gebrand aan
grond.
Waar dat. Enig
dingen die uit kregen
er levend waren
robots.
Me ook,
Wit.
Me ook.
Goed, ben ik enkel blij
het is nu helemaal over.
Я не могу верить
оно! Я никогда не видел
французский трактир
преобразуйте в а
mech раньше!
Вспомните когда
он снял на нас всех с
missles? Мы чуть-чуть
выдержано!
И после этого когда чернота
пошл назад внутри для причины!
Почему он даже сделал
то?
Она даже имеет значение,
больше? Целый
комплекс сгорел к
земля.
То поистине. Единственное
вещи получил из
живо были
роботы.
Я слишком,
Бело.
Я слишком.
Наилучшим образом, я как раз радостен
оно повсюду теперь.
Je ne peux pas croire
il ! Je n'ai jamais vu
un restaurant français
transformez en a
mech avant !
Rappelez-vous quand
il a tiré à nous tous avec
missles ? Nous à peine
survécu !
Et puis quand noir
a retourné dedans pour la raison !
Pourquoi il a même fait
cela ?
Elle importe même,
plus ? Le tout
le complexe a brûlé au
la terre.
C'est vrai. Le seul
choses dont est sorti
il vivant y avait
robots.
J'aussi,
Blanc.
J'aussi.
Bien, je suis simplement heureux
il est partout maintenant.
Ich kann nicht glauben
es! Ich habe nie gesehen
eine französische Gaststätte
wandeln Sie in a um
mech vorher!
Erinnern Sie sich wenn
es schoß auf uns alle mit
missles? Wir kaum
überlebt!
Und dann wenn Schwarzes
ging zurück innen aus Grund!
Warum er sogar tat
das?
Macht er sogar aus,
irgendwie mehr? Das Ganze
Komplex brannte zu
Boden.
Das ist zutreffend. Das einzige
Sachen, die verließ
es lebendig gab
Roboter.
Ich auch,
Weiß.
Ich auch.
Gut bin ich gerade froh
es sein ganz rüber jetzt.
No puedo creer
¡él! Nunca he visto
un restaurante francés
transforme en a
¡mech antes!
Recuerde cuando
tiró en nosotros todos con
¿missles? Nosotros apenas
¡sobrevivido!
Y entonces cuando negro
¡fue detrás adentro por razón!
Porqué él incluso hizo
¿eso?
Incluso importa,
¿más? El conjunto
el complejo se quemó a
tierra.
Eso es verdad. El único
cosas de las cuales salió
vivo había
robustezas.
Yo también,
Blanco.
Yo también.
Bien, estoy apenas alegre
ahora todo encima.
私は信じることができない
それ! 私は決して見たあらないことは
フランスのレストラン
a に変形させなさい
機械式前に!
時覚えなさい
それは私達すべてでとの撃った
missles か。やっと私達
存続させる!
そして次に時黒
理由のために行った!
彼がなぜしたか
それか。
それは重要である、
もうか。全体
複合体はに燃えた
地面。
それは本当である。唯一
出た事
生きたあった
ロボット。
余りに私、
白い。
私も。
よく、私はちょうど嬉しい
それは今全体にわたってある。
我无法相信
它! 我从未看见了
法国餐馆
变换成a
机械以前!
记住当
它射击了在我们全部与
missles? 几乎没有我们
生存!
并且然后当黑色
回去为原因!
为什么他甚而做了
那?
它甚而事关,
? 整体
复合体烧了对
地面。
那是真实的。唯一
离开的事
有活是
机器人。
我,
白色。
我也是。
很好, 我是公正高兴的
它到处是现在。
4 I am unable to believe
4 has not seen in any situation
French restaurant
A distortion
As for millwright voordien!
Light 4 o'clock
All S appears in us
Missles? We are difficult
He is fixed!
If with after this density
Return for reason occurrence!
It has formed Porqu3.e
That?
Problem formulation,
That mainly right? Approximately
Sgorel mixture
Land.
One side that. Simply
Requests at arm's length distance in order to continue the attached fact
That there housing
Robusteza.
4 and,
Region.
4 sums.
A better method, I is fair lucky
Relatively approximately maintains.
sometimes we make stuff up
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Smurfette2007-10-15 00:27:18
Aha wow sounds like we missed quite the adventure =P
Mark2007-10-15 00:36:13
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Nikki2007-10-15 01:36:34
One time, I went to a restaurant to eat some good Andre's Burgers cookin, and as me and my pals sat around eating and chattin, all of a sudden, the Taco Bell next door changed into a bot, and a car that had been in the drive through changed into a bomb and blew it up. It was quite the adventure. Yeah. Sadly, I had seen it as I went outside for a breath of air, and my friend were inside shielded by walls. They never saw it. ; ;

Only a portion of the story above was exaggerated. Can you guess which part? *eats a croisant*
Mark2007-10-15 02:01:17
The part of the story that was exaggerated was obviously the part where you said you had friends.
dragonmage2007-10-15 02:10:20
I...didn't see that one coming...Next time I go to a French restaurant, I'm gonna keep my eye out for Energon.
timmy2007-10-15 06:55:28
nice comic..and something unrelated to it.. i noticed a few random words down at the bottom of the screen..they are different each comic.. the one i see now is: "Ablate - abases bathroom" I was just wondering what they meant
timmy again2007-10-15 06:56:14
ok so it changes every time the page reloads..still, what are they for??????
Feldspar2007-10-15 07:24:55
Seems to be counting it's way through some sort of dictionary. An odd hit-counter or an alien countdown to doomsday?
Dorian2007-10-15 09:28:40
Of course! Because advanced alien civilizations would obviously use a counting system that is impossible to disambiguate.

And I to am disappointed that we missed the transformer affair.
Nikki2007-10-15 16:53:55
I'd say you are incorrect, but you know, my friends suck, so yeah. The exaggeration is that I have friend. They were in fact some foobs I was out with for reasons still unknown to me. I think they drugged me. Was gonna say it was that I was eating, but then, that's the absolute truest part of this here story.
  
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