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Is there a reason
why my drink has
a silly hat?
It ees a beret,
Madame. It is a
traditional symbol
of panache.
...right. And why does
it have a moustache?
Have you ever
tried to
shave
an
alcoholic beverage,
Madame?
Uh... No.
I have.
Is daar een reden
waarom mijn drank heeft
een dwaze hoed?
Het ees een baret,
Mevrouw. Het is a
traditioneel symbool
van panache.
...right. en waarom
het heeft een moustache?
Hebben ooit u
geprobeerd aan
scheerbeurt

alcoholische drank,
Mevrouw?
Uh... Nr.
Ik heb.
Причина
почему мое питье имеет
придурковатый шлем?
Оно ees beret,
Madame. Это будет а
традиционный символ
panache.
... право. И почему делает
оно имеет усик?
Имеете вы всегда
попытано к
бритье

алкогольный напиток,
Madame?
Uh... Нет.
Я имею.
Y a il une raison
pourquoi ma boisson a
un chapeau idiot ?
Il ees un béret,
Madame. C'est a
symbole traditionnel
du panache.
... droit. Et pourquoi
il ont une moustache ?
Vous avez jamais
essayé à
rasage

boisson alcoolique,
Madame ?
Uh... Non.
J'ai.
Gibt es ein Grund
warum mein Getränk hat
ein dummer Hut?
Es ees ein Barett,
Madame. Es ist a
traditionelles Symbol
vom panache.
... recht. Und warum
es hat einen Schnurrbart?
Haben Sie überhaupt
versucht zu
Rasur

alkoholisches Getränk,
Madame?
Uh... Nein.
Ich habe.
Hay una razón
porqué mi bebida tiene
¿un sombrero tonto?
Él ees una boina,
Señora. Es a
símbolo tradicional
del panache.
... derecho. Y porqué lo hace
¿tiene un bigote?
Tiene usted siempre
intentado a
afeitado

bebida alcohólica,
¿Señora?
Uh... No.
Tengo.
理由ある
私の飲み物がなぜ持っているか
愚かな帽子か。
それees ベレー帽、
夫人。それはa である
従来の記号
気取りの。
... 右。そしてかなぜ
それに髭があるか。
ある
に試みられる
髭そり

酒精飲料、
夫人か。
Uh は... いいえ。
私は持っている。
是有原因
为什么我的饮料有
一个傻的帽子?
它ees 贝雷帽,
女士。这是a
传统标志
羽饰。
... 正确。并且为什么
它有一根髭?
曾经有您
尝试
刮脸

酒精饮料,
女士?
Uh... 不。
我有。
There reason
My odor3.iferas matter has porqu3.e
Stupid cover?
The contact vibrated,
Woman. That is A
First symbolized
Pulls.
... And absolutely that stops
Has is Schnurrbart to that?
Confidence these
It is inspected
Scheerbeurt

Ethyl alcohol matter model odor3.iferas,
Woman?
... It possibly calls Uh.
I have.
He has.
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Dorian2007-10-13 00:20:53
The timely insertion of this particular strip is so amazing I will do nothing but remark about it's chronological placement: The timely insertion of this particular strip is so amazing I will do nothing but remark about it's chronological placement: The timely insertion of this particular strip is so amazing I will do nothing but remark about it's chronological placement: The timely insertion of this particular strip is so amazing I will do nothing but remark about it's chronological placement: The timely insertion of this particular strip is so amazing I will do nothing but remark about it's chronological placement: The timely insertion of this particular strip is so amazing I will do nothing but remark about it's chronological placement:
Dorian2007-10-13 00:23:07
I should have counted characters and killed the caps...

Poor reason... I assume that this is somewhat along the lines of how her worst nightmare would play out.
dragonmage2007-10-13 00:40:47
I would like to see Reason drunk...I wonder if she would get more or less reasonable.
muteKi2007-10-13 02:17:09
I thought there was a strip long ago with Reason and Person together at a bar.
Nikki2007-10-13 02:59:47
I want a drink with a beret and a mustache... *puppy-dog eyes* Also. Mozilla says you spelt mustache wrong.

Just sayin.
Col2007-10-13 07:45:50
Mozilla can't spell.
Adrian2007-10-13 11:55:26
Either is appropriate. It's from the Middle French "moustache", from the Old Italian "mustacchio".
Isaiah2007-10-13 12:11:55
It's worth noting that Mozilla thinks that "Mozilla" is a real word.
Benjamin20402007-10-13 16:37:36
He doesn't say exactly how difficult shaving an alcoholic beverage is... I mean, just saying is all... It may be easy. Maybe.
Hoo-Day2007-10-13 20:09:48
He shouldn't be smoking around alcoholic beverages, that could be dangerous.
Nikki2007-10-13 20:11:23
Well I'd like to note that people put the words in there you know. You can in fact put your own. My Mozilla knows a little Chinese and Japanese. It also has words I was trying to correct and accidentally said add to. I don't know how to make those go away ; ;
Hoo-Day2007-10-13 22:08:10
This comic would be even funnier if you threw in some alt text.
Eh? Ehhhhh?
Isaiah2007-10-13 23:32:35
Doesn't seem to work. I'm guessing because of the way the language divs are set up.
annabananapplesaucejones2007-11-04 21:59:48
c'est tellement mieux avec sous-titres. bravo, mes amis.
  
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