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Bienvenue a Poison
L�gitime, messieurs.
Madame.
Hiya!
I can recommend
the fish.
Sounds good.
Pardon?
Can you make
mine without any
poison?
Ah, oui.
I shall inform
the chef.
I have an
allergy.
Gives me
hives.
Black:
Allergic to
poison, huh.
Bienvenue een Vergift
L?time, messieurs.
Mevrouw.
Hiya!
Ik kan adviseren
de vissen.
Het goed van geluiden.
Gratie?
Kunt u maken
mijn zonder om het even welk
vergift?
Ah, oui.
Ik zal informeren
chef.
Ik heb
allergie.
Geeft me
bijenkorven.
Black:
Allergisch aan
vergift, huh.
Bienvenue отрава
L?time, messieurs.
Madame.
Hiya!
Я могу порекомендовать
рыбы.
Звучает хорошим.
Помилование?
Можете вы сделать
шахта без любых
отрава?
Ампер-час, oui.
Я сообщу
шеф-повар.
Я имею
аллергия.
Дает меня
крапивницы.
Black:
Аллергическо к
отрава, huh.
Bienvenue un poison
L?time, Monsieur.
Madame.
Hiya !
Je peux recommander
les poissons.
Retentit bon.
Pardon ?
Pouvez vous faire
mine sans quels
poison ?
Ampèreheure, oui.
J'informerai
le chef.
J'ai
allergie.
Me donne
ruches.
Black:
Allergique à
poison, huh.
Bienvenue ein Gift
L?time, Monsieur.
Madame.
Hiya!
Ich kann mich empfehlen
die Fische.
Klingt gut.
Entschuldigung?
Können Sie bilden
Grube ohne irgendwelche
Gift?
Amperestunde, oui.
Ich informiere mich
der Chef.
Ich habe
Allergie.
Gibt mich
Bienenstöcke.
Black:
Allergisch zu
Gift, huh.
Bienvenue un veneno
L?time, messieurs.
Señora.
¡Hiya!
Puedo recomendar
los pescados.
Suena bueno.
¿Perdón?
Puede usted hacer
mina sin cualesquiera
¿veneno?
Amperio hora, oui.
Informaré
el cocinero.
Tengo
alergia.
Me da
colmenas.
Black:
Alérgico a
veneno, huh.
Bienvenue 毒
L?time のmessieurs 。
夫人。
Hiya!
私は推薦できる
魚。
よい音。
許しか。
作ることができる
なしの鉱山
毒か。
アンペア時のoui 。
私は知らせる
シェフ。
私にある
アレルギー。
私を与える
はちの巣。
Black:
にアレルギー
毒、ハァッ。
Bienvenue 毒物
L?time, messieurs 。
女士。
Hiya!
我能推荐
鱼。
听起来好。
体谅?
能您做
矿没有任何
毒物?
安培小时, oui 。
我将通知
厨师。
我有
过敏。
给我
蜂房。
Black:
过敏
毒物, 哼。
Poison reception
L? Time jockey.
Woman.
Hiya!
Is possibly nominates as for my it,
Fish.
Is the method is better than the sound wave.
Gratie?
Is possibly forms as for these it,
Lacks attached exterior me
Poison?
Amp2.ereheure.
Payment
The cockerel likes leading.
I have
Allergy.
That gives me
Bienenstoecke.
Black:
Allergisch
Poison sum? ? ? .
sometimes we make stuff up
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muteKi2007-10-11 00:28:16
First again!

How simple, to just order with no poison. I should try this at MY local fancy French restaurant!
Jareth2007-10-11 01:23:02
I too am alergic to poison.
Adrian2007-10-11 01:26:01
You really should.
Nikki2007-10-11 02:59:54
One time,... One time, I ordered my pizza with extra love. I think they just put poison on it. Poison tastes better than love I must say. *smacks lips*
NotAdrian2007-10-11 04:02:18
Jareth: How do you know? Have you ever tried it?
dragonmage2007-10-11 08:30:09
Person, we share an allergy! I'm allergic to poison, too, except I get hives and then DEATH.

Also, I wonder who the waiter is referring to when he says "Madame" in the first panel. I guess the halo might make White look a little effeminate >.>
Dorian2007-10-11 08:45:16
I have never tried poison... I think i might be allergic as well.

gahh, peer pressure!
Feldspar2007-10-11 12:41:04
Sounds like another trendy allergy, suddenly everyone is lactose intolerent or suffers from wheat allergies. Wimps! What next, radiation intolerence?
Nikki2007-10-11 13:45:23
I'm allergic to the internet. I found out back before I got internet I could access. I have an internet infestation in my closet you see.
dragonmage2007-10-11 14:21:53
I would be very upset if I was allergic to the internet. Either that or I would be in constant hives.
KriCoa2007-12-12 23:29:58
I'm immune to poison by now, too much time with Black *smiles*
  
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